Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Hahahaha 40 More Dollars For Me

I played an hour or so at Warren, a .10/.25 PLO table on UltimateBet. I got stuck two buy-ins, and then went on a tear, surging back to above even, before doubling up to over 70.00 at the table, and subsequently donking off 8 bucks with a flush draw and a gut shot that never got there. At that point I figured it was a good time to get the hell out of there, so I left, up around 40 for the session. Here's a look at some funny shit, make sure you check out the last hand...

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420521

I just called on the flop with a pair and a flush draw. Made two pair on the turn, but it was a bad card that completed his gutshot. No outdraw for me. Maybe should've raised light on the flop?

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420504

If my friend Drokk was playing my hand here, and I asked him what he had when he bet the pot on the river, he would say "BALLS BABY!"

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420493

I think this was my best played hand of the day. I made a ridiculous call on the end, and he had just about what I hoped he had. Pass the chips please.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420480

I have a playable double suited hand here, but I'm up against AA and KK. I catch a dream flop though and get it all in three ways, with each of them holding 2 outs. Thats a tender 87% advantage in a three handed all-in.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420473

I want to get my money in preflop here. The flop, turn, and river are awful for me. My hand should never, ever be good here.


http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420454

I potted preflop on the button with absolute garbage. I caught a piece and decided to fire out a continuation bet, and he called. Even though I make top two on the turn, I have no redraw and that card completes the straight and the flush draws. I'd given this pot up, but he checked, so I checked behind. Then he timed out into a check on the river. I checked as well and took the pot. Wow.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?1420405

This is the big one, the money maker, the earthquake that always defines the outcome of my PLO sessions. I potted preflop with a modest hand (yet very playable shorthanded). The table was playing very loose and very fast, and now that I was up a couple of bucks on the day, I felt like I could put some pressure on these guys. I get two callers, and the flop looks pretty good to me. I have top pair, two backdoor flush draws, and an open ender. I pot for 4.50, which I'm going to do about 99% of the time with this hand. -rebourne- called, but he was on his 6th or 7th buy-in, and was tilting very, very hard. Then rolledacesup, a LAG player repotted to 22.50. Now, let's think about what he could have for a second. Top two is possible, as is a set of fours or a set of tens. But it's unlikely he has QQ, seeing as I also have a Queen... well, I was wrong. I repotted and got it all in, donkey ass -rebourne- called, and so did rolledacesup. The turn came the As, giving me the dead nuts, and I just held my breath and hoped the board didn't pair. It didn't. I rake a 73.00+ dollar pot. In case you care, I was obviously an underdog preflop but according to Cardplayer, I'm only a 53/47 with this hand! It's a fucking coinflip! I get it in pretty bad, but I'm the one who bet and reraised, so at least I'm not calling off my stack with top pair and a bunch of draws. I CANNOT put him on QQ here, but either way, after the flop, he's only a 2:1 favorite with top set. Then after the turn I catapult to a 3.5:1 favorite. He acted like he was a 5:1 favorite at some point- this guy obviously doesn't understand the game. OF COURSE he's gonna get it all in with what was the nut hand on the flop, but he can't be upset when the best possible drawing hand against his set catches up.

Here is what rolledacesup had to say about it:

rolledacesup: you ***** stupid dumb *** piece of ****

rolledacesup: Gigantic overbet with a ******* draw

rolledacesup: You ******loser

rolledacesup: FU.CK you

rolledacesup: God damn this ******* site

rolledacesup: Everytime *** oesd (???????)

rolledacesup: Every ******* time

rolledacesup: **** you




-The Gerk-

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